Help! My Reborn Villain Husband Won't Let Me Follow the Plot

[Married First, Love Later + Two Secret Identities + A Hilarious, Combative Couple Subverting the Usual Tropes]

[Reborn, Health-Conscious Villainous Big Shot X Airheaded, Overacting Female Side Character]

Qi Lingyang transmigrates into the book as the villainous big shot’s wife in name only, and gets bound to a System: she has to finish the plot to stay alive and return home.

In the book, the original owner can’t win the male lead’s love, so she crazily urges her husband to oppose him at every turn. In the end, she has a sudden change of heart and betrays her husband, getting him killed.

Qi Lingyang is brimming with confidence. “I’ve got the script, so I’ve got the advantage!”

Until her acting career runs into trouble at every turn…

“Your villain doesn’t play fair? He carries heart-rescue pills around with him?”

“No, seriously, what kind of big shot doesn’t drink coffee and has health tea every day?”

“Weren’t we promised a domineering CEO entrance? He’s walking over from the senior university with a tai chi sword??”

Xie Yuanye has been reborn.

In his previous life, his crazy wife got him killed. This time, he just wants to look after his health, treasure his life, and build a career by basking in his cousin Xie Qingshi’s protagonist aura.

But he can’t shake off his wife, and she’s even more of a menace than in his last life…

What kind of Pan Jinlian would fake a heart attack in public just to eat tofu, then creepily rub her younger brother-in-law’s ankle?

What normal person would snatch someone’s antique walnuts to eat? Or pretend to be a ghost in the middle of the night after getting diarrhea?

What kind of genius would pick a fight when someone apologizes, insisting they pronounce things correctly and distinguish “le” from “ne,” then demanding they say it again…

Neither of them could make sense of it: why wasn’t the other person anything like the one they remembered…

They only knew this: to stay alive, they had to set each other straight.