Back to My Youth: From the Start, I Take My Simp of a Rebellious Son for a Massage

[Urban + teaching kids + youthful second chance + System + tycoon + tough guy + fighting back against being bled dry]

“Dad, give me ten thousand! I need to win back the woman of my dreams!”

“Dad, I need a new handbag, or I’ll never be able to hold my head up in high-society circles!”

Chen Shuo looks at these children, ruined by his ex-wife, and gives a cold laugh.

He takes his eldest son, a hopeless simp, to a top-tier club. “Get it now? Throw enough money around, and even your dream girl will kneel to pour your drinks.”

He takes his daughter, a fake socialite, and buys out an entire street. “If you can’t wear all these shoes, you’ll eat every last shoebox!”

With the most brutal kind of “money power,” he forcefully smashes his children’s warped values to pieces.

Then one day, the three kids see Chen Shuo’s health checkup report, showing his peak looks at twenty-two.

Eldest son: “Dad, you’re more handsome than me now. When we go out, who’s the older brother?”

Second daughter: “Dad, my best friend says she wants to be my stepmom. Can I slap her?”

Chen Shuo calmly lights a cigarette. “Don’t be silly. Dad’s busy acquiring the Pacific Ocean.”