Su Miaomiao transmigrated into a melodramatic, angst-filled novel and became the doomed supporting female character, destined to have her kidney harvested, her blood drained, and to die miserably in the street.
System: [Please follow the plot and live out your tragic life]
Su Miaomiao: [Thanks, but no thanks. I'm lying flat. Do not disturb.]
After all, she had been born into this world as a fetus, and the main storyline wouldn't begin for another eighteen years. While the male lead was still playing in the dirt, the villain was still memorizing his multiplication tables, and the white-moonlight heroine hadn't even learned to write her own name yet...
The first thing Su Miaomiao did every morning was open her gossip system and see what kind of fun was in store that day.
“Well, well. The future domineering CEO wet the bed today and got chased around by the nanny?”
“Wow, that gloomy villain got caught cheating on an exam and cried like a baby?”
“Tsk, tsk. The white-moonlight heroine pushed her deskmate into the pool to steal a toy?”
As Su Miaomiao munched on melon seeds and took notes, she unwittingly amassed eighteen volumes of The Main Characters' Embarrassing Past.
When the year of the original plot finally arrived, the male lead cornered her against a wall, his face cold. “Woman, I'm taking your kidney.”
Su Miaomiao silently pulled out a photo album. “Here's a video of you dancing ballet in a princess dress when you were three. Want to watch?”
Male lead: “...?”
The villain approached menacingly, knife in hand. “You know too much.”
Su Miaomiao played a recording: “‘Math is too hard. I want to go home and farm.’ Now, who said that yesterday?”
Villain: “...!!!”
Later, the whole city was abuzz: the daughter of the Su family, who should have been the first to get killed off, was now being treated with the utmost care by the big shots.
The male lead offered her a mansion. “Miaomiao, about that video...”
The villain handed her a black card. “Can you delete the recording?”
The white-moonlight heroine begged on her knees. “I'll give you the male lead. Just don't tell my mom I skipped school”
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