Reincarnated as the owner of an underworld loan-shark operation, he meets the Black and White Impermanence at his door from the start, looking to borrow money without paying it back!
Su Nan whips out a contract with an annual interest rate of 81.9% and slaps it in their faces.
You won't sign? Then have a taste of my Yang Five-Thunder electric baton!
The Ten Yin Marshals: “Loan sharks! This place is running a loan-sharking racket!”
The City God: “He told me there'd be no collateral, then turned around and took my daughter! He's messing with me, fellow City Gods!”
The Six Merit Officers: “Once you enter this operation, there's no escape! Even us underworld administrative secretaries can't get away!”
The Four Judges: “The Judge's Brush and the Book of Life and Death only covered five hundred thousand in interest! Everyone, speak up for us!”
The Ten Yama Kings: “Only three of the Eighteen Levels of Hell are left! Usury is so bad, even the King of Hell wouldn't touch it!”
…
Under loan sharks, all ghosts are equal.
Can't pay your debt? Then become a pimp!
Years later, the Great Emperor of Fengdu returned from his travels, seething with rage.
“Impudent Su Nan, how dare you move in behind my back!”
Su Nan: “Debts must be repaid, that's only right! Your Majesty, step aside. Your dragon throne has been put up as collateral.”
