I Became an Instructor at a Divine University, and Reformed Sun Wukong from the Start

[Comedy] + [Mythology Fan Fiction] + [Role-Playing] + [Campus] + [Endless Shenanigans] + [Everyone’s Favorite] + [Lighthearted]

On my first day at work, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven rested his golden cudgel against my neck. “Mortal, you’re fit to be a counselor only if you can take three blows from me and survive!”

I whipped out the Student Management Regulations of the Immortal University. “Attack a counselor and you lose all your merit points. And by the way, your master, Tang Sanzang, just sent me a trial link for the Bluetooth version of the Tightening Spell.”

Later, Nezha wrapped me up like a dumpling with his Red Armillary Sash, Yang Jian used his third eye to secretly film me bathing, the Seven Fairies did suggestive livestreams in the dorm, and the Dragon King filled the swimming pool with turtle ministers...

All the immortals on campus were waiting to see me make a fool of myself.

Today, the Great Sage’s cudgel is only 0.01 centimeters from my forehead...