[Urban High Martial Arts + Absurd System + Everyone’s Wild Misinterpretations + No Female Lead + Hilarious Power Fantasy]
In 2055, rifts to another dimension tear through the Earth’s crust. Spiritual qi revival begins, and magic beasts run rampant.
Humanity huddles in fortified base cities, and only powerful martial artists can control their own destinies.
This is an era when vital energy reigns supreme and talent determines life or death.
Su Ming transmigrates into this world with a pathetic vital energy score of just 0.8, and faces the nightmare of being expelled before the martial arts college entrance exam.
Fortunately, the “DeepSeek Absurd Simplification System” may be late, but it never misses its cue!
Whether it’s an obscure ancient forbidden spell or a body-tempering technique that puts immense strain on the body, the System sees just one word: Simplify!
[Thunderclap Draw Technique (Rank S) detected. Simplifying... Simplification complete!]
[Training requirement: Swing a glowing object, including but not limited to glow sticks, chopsticks, and salted fish...]
And so, everything takes a turn for the absurd.
While others sweat it out in gravity chambers, Su Ming waves glow sticks like crazy at a concert: Vital energy +100! Blade intent +999!
While others temper their bodies in pools of magma, Su Ming gets a back scrub at the bathhouse: Golden Body proficiency MAX!
While others seek enlightenment in life-or-death situations, Su Ming casually walks his dog in the park: Phantom Steps perfected!
At the college entrance exam, facing armed-to-the-teeth geniuses and monsters, Su Ming silently pulls out a brick and sighs:
“If I hit you with this brick, you might die, but I really am only training to get stronger!”
This thing is really abstract. It seems to have good potential so far. Come on, author.