[Enforcing the law across the Three Realms] [Cleaning up the pilgrimage route] [Leveling up] [Unhinged] [Lighthearted comedy]
“I'll say it again: I'm the very picture of righteousness. Anyone who gets in the way of my law enforcement will have me to answer to!”
Lu Yun transmigrates into a Heavenly Court enforcer and activates the Justice Enforcement System.
From then on, the Buddha's day turns night, the gods' hearts grow corrupt, the Heavenly Court trembles, and the Three Realms descend into chaos!
Seven Fairies: “Ah! Why are you tearing our clothes? Pervert!”
“Immortals are supposed to be free of worldly desires. Your outfits are way too provocative, so I have no choice but to tear them off!”
Yang Jian: “You little bastard, where'd my Howling Celestial Dog go?”
“Oh, that mangy mutt? It scared the kid next door into tears, so I stewed it. Take a whiff!”
Li Jing: “Where's your uncle's Exquisite Pagoda?”
“The Heavenly Court forbids illegal construction, so I put it up at your family home in the mortal world.”
The pilgrimage route has become a disaster zone, and Brother Monkey often comes asking for help: “I'm reporting someone! Their mount came down to the mortal world and turned into a demon!”
“With me on the case, what monster can escape the law?”
One day, Lu Yun suddenly appears in the Hall of Miraculous Mist and finds himself face-to-face with the Jade Emperor.
“I heard you abandoned your first wife and took another while she was still alive?”
The Jade Emperor: “...”
Lu Yun then arrives at Mount Ling, where he stares down the Tathagata.
“I heard you let your bird run wild and kill people, and that your uncle loves eating humans?”
The Tathagata: “...”
“Get your things together. You're both going to the heavenly prison!”
Everyone in the Three Realms is sweating buckets and complaining bitterly. The Thunder Ancestor asks: “Who let him become a heavenly soldier?”
