Ding! Slack off for one day and receive the cultivation of an Earth Immortal!
Ding! Slack off for one year and receive the Supreme Treasure, the Chaos Bell!
Ding! Slack off for ten years and receive the cultivation of a Quasi-Saint!
Ding! Slack off for a hundred years and receive the cultivation of a Saint!
Bodhisattva: “Sanzang, could you take your pilgrimage a little more seriously?”
Buddha: “Sanzang, you’ve been on this pilgrimage for a hundred years. Why haven’t you reached the Western Heaven yet?”
Tang Sanzang: “Bodhisattvas, Buddha, behold this poor monk’s mighty Heavenly Dragon!”
I am Tang Sanzang, a professional Pilgrim, but somehow... the System wants me to slack off!
Not bad, good, tormenting the West to death
It was so exciting to watch. I directly controlled the West. Finally, the sage Daozu plugged the leak and took control.
Why didn't I write about wearing a skull?
Not bad, good, good book
Now that I see it, I feel very, very good about it. Please read on and leave a comment.
Cute and funny Zhu Bajie, well written, I love listening to it!