Reborn in America: Ma’am, I Really Am Exorcising Demons

Su Chen transmigrates into an American TV universe and inherits a rundown church in Brooklyn, New York.

He was planning to get by by using “Eastern mysticism” to con rich women and rednecks, but who knew ghosts were actually real in this world!

Luckily, his “Sacred Forging System” awakens.

A Bible he bought for two dollars from a street stall is enhanced into the [Gospel of Holy Light]. Read a single sentence, and evil spirits flee.

A cheap wooden cross, bought wholesale in Yiwu, is enhanced into the [Judgment Warhammer]. One strike physically exorcises the target, dealing 999+ critical damage.

Tap water with a little salt added is enhanced into the [Fountain of Life], a miracle cure for terminal illnesses.

When agents and superheroes come to him for help, Su Chen silently lights a cigar and hefts a half-ton cross:

“You want me to step in? Fine.”

“But it’ll cost you extra!”