Who in the family understands? I didn't panic when the apocalypse came, I didn't panic until I was scolded by debt collection calls until I was on the verge of death! Trigger the sand sculpture system with your backhand, and from then on you can win the doomsday by dancing, talking, and eating instant noodles!
The zombies are not scary, but they are afraid of them dancing in the square and stealing my instant noodles; the giant creatures are not scary, but the cacti are scolding the street, the snails are touching the porcelain, and the Siberian tiger is nagging to stop the fight; the survivors are scary, the Virgin White Lotus, the second-generation rich second-generation middle school student, and the serious science and engineering man are all pressed to the ground and rubbed by me using sand sculptures!
Unlock the fishing shelter, catch up on dramas, eat snacks and avoid dangers; transform the instant noodles Gatling, and blow up a base with a bucket of instant noodles; recruit comedy masters, JK commentators, and muscular men to form a sand sculpture alliance, and open a milk tea shop and carousel in the base. When zombies approach, they will be dismissed by the happy atmosphere!
While others were carrying guns to fight monsters in their last days, I was riding a porcelain snail, slurping an unlimited supply of instant noodles, and cursing all over the world. Even alien civilizations were assimilated by me, and I turned the earth into a comic reserve in the universe! The whole process is hilarious without any peeing, and the fun points are so dense that you can rule the universe while lying down and laughing. Whoever likes to roll in this apocalypse, I, Lin Fan, am only responsible for winning by lying down!
