Reborn, I Join the Army with My Whole Family, and My Lovesick Officer Can’t Get Enough of Me

[Reborn in the 1970s. Back from the dead, she first breaks off her engagement, then takes on a rotten man. A shit-smeared spear kills whoever it strikes, and she leaves no enemy alive. Then she marries the man who was supposed to die young!]

[An equally strong hero and heroine + clear-headed leads + relentless flirting]

In her previous life, Song Jiaojiao married the man her sister-in-law had introduced her to. She spent half her life laboring for him and serving his whole family.

Only on her deathbed did she discover that her sister-in-law was her husband's one true love, and that the two had been secretly involved for years. They even had a house full of children and grandchildren.

With her last breath, Song Jiaojiao poisoned her husband's entire family with rat poison, then died herself.

Reborn before her wedding, Song Jiaojiao refuses the wealthy man she was supposed to marry and turns around to wed a military officer who was meant to die young.

But what the heck?

In the blink of an eye, her supposedly doomed husband is still alive. He keeps wrapping an arm around her slender waist and spoiling her as soon as the lights come on. One, two, three, four years go by, and every baby is born without a hitch. Is she a pig?

What happened to being a widow?

Huo Qingcheng: “What widowhood? That's never happening in this lifetime.”

Mother Huo: “I don't approve of this daughter-in-law. Get divorced and find someone else, someone from a matching family with a good education and proper manners.”

Song Jiaojiao opens the door wider and expands the household, then sets down a pile of blank books and a stack of lavish gifts. “Mother, just as you wished.”

Father Huo: “My son has distinguished himself and is a heaven-blessed genius. You only hold him back. You're not good enough for him!”

Song Jiaojiao drags a pig's front leg into the courtyard and tosses it down. “Here, take it. This is the betrothal gift. From now on, he'll marry into the Song family!”

Grandpa Huo: “My granddaughter-in-law is wonderful. I like her very much. When he marries into her family, remember to take me along.”

Huo Qingcheng: “My wife is wonderful. I'll go wherever she goes, and wherever she is, that's where I'll be!”