[Group portrait + venomous tongue-in-cheek + nonsensical + Dihua + divine operation + happy enemies], [don't enter if you don't like it]
Starting with a debt of 8,000 yuan and about to live on the street? It doesn't matter, the "Bing Xi Xi" treasure box will relieve your worries, as long as you ignore its weird "side effects". Xuanyuan Sword? No, it's the [Noise Source Key], which refers to someone who was raped online! Banana fan? No, it's [Dad teaches fans], whoever you slap calls daddy! Here are: tens of billions of dollars that bankrupted the company just to save two cents; here are: the cute social animals who understand the ultimate secret of the universe by picking up rags; and there is me who tries to use artifacts to change the world every day, but only causes the world to collapse even more. ... "Brother Jiang, stop using it. The side effect this time is running around the city naked!" "Stop talking nonsense. If you don't run around, will you pay the rent?!"
This book is also known as: "Uncle Policeman, Listen to My Sophistry, This Is Really a Whip", "I Know This Is Unreasonable, But Don't Call the Police First"
