When Lin You, a genius from the computer department, treated love as an algorithmic subject in order to deal with the urge to fall in love, and targeted the male god Gu Yan from the finance department, she thought she was just facing a difficult optimization problem.
Until she discovered that this recognized campus iceberg was actually a "romantic insulator" who was "allergic" to love. His world is run by strict logic, but the emotional feedback mechanism is like a black box waiting to be cracked.
Thus, an absurd contract was born: "I will teach you how to react to love, and you will be my agreed boyfriend."
Since then, the practical classes for women in science and engineering have officially started:
Lesson one, hold hands. He seriously inquired about pressure parameters and temperature conduction models.
Lesson two, dating. He analyzes restaurant menus into optimal nutritional ratios.
Lesson three, jealousy. He calmly recorded his abnormal heart rate: "There are unknown fluctuations in the system."
She thought everything was under control, until one day he handed over a new version of the contract——
There is only one line in the clause: "The learning objective has been updated: from 'mastering the love agreement' to 'becoming Lin You's permanent binding program'. Do you agree to sign?"
This is a story about using reason to dismantle the heartbeat, but discovering that there are always bugs in love that cannot be programmed. When love becomes executable code, those uncontrollable heartbeats are the optimal solution for the system.
