This Daoist Knows a Little Hand-to-Hand Combat, and I Deal with Anyone Who Won’t Back Down

The max-level Daoist priest Zhang Zheng has come down from the mountain. Faced with this messed-up world, he lives by the motto: “If I’m rich, I’ll indulge myself; if I’m poor, I’ll change my ways.” Faced with thugs: “You won’t listen to my teachings on the Dao? I know a little martial arts, too. If I hurt you, I know a little medicine. If I treat you to death, I know a little feng shui. Still won’t stay dead? I’m even better at driving out ghosts.” No wasting energy on pointless worries: Go wild when there’s trouble, ascend when there isn’t!