[Urban imagination + emotional cash-out + extremely refreshing article + hilarious return to the village]
On the twenty-fourth of the twelfth lunar month, unemployed Gu Yi was drawn into the family group. Uncle: "Xiao Yi, if you don't buy a car this year, just take my uncle's three-wheel drive back. Don't feel embarrassed." Gu Yizheng was about to leave the group, when a sound suddenly sounded in his mind - "Ding! Uncle's ridicule was detected, and the emotional value was converted into cash: 100,000.00 Yuan!"
Looking at the balance in the bank card, Gu Yi realized. How can this be the best relative? This is obviously a wild ATM that can talk!
In order to have a prosperous New Year, Gu Yifan carried a Rolls-Royce Cullinan, but posted four large characters on the door: [Wedding Rental]. Wrapped in an old linted cotton-padded jacket and carrying a stainless steel thermos, he drove a "rented" luxury car back to the village in a high-profile manner.
The aunt at the entrance of the village: "Are you just renting a car to show off your appearance? You want to save face and suffer the consequences!" [Ding! 100,000 Yuan received! ] Ex-girlfriend: "It's a good thing I dumped you back then, look at how poor you are!" [Ding! Critical hit reward! 500,000 Yuan received!
Gu Yi looked at the rising balance, held his ex-girlfriend's hand and said excitedly: "If you can talk, talk more! Don't stop, I still need money for a villa!" ... On New Year's Eve, when Gu Yi lit up the night sky of the village with hundreds of millions of fireworks, all the relatives in the village fainted from tears: "It turns out that is not an old cotton-padded jacket, it is a magical costume!" "Who said he rented the car? The car rental company belongs to him!"
