After transmigrating into the body of a sickly cultivator afflicted by spirit-devouring poison, she has only 89 days left to live?
Liu Sisi bristles, her fierce Northeastern accent in full force: “I’m done with this! Go on, kill me right now if you’ve got the guts!”
Her own grandmother empties a lifetime of dowry savings to buy a black-furred guinea piglet to extend her life. Touched, Liu Sisi brings it home, and gains a lay-flat partner-in-crime, Piggy Dumpling, plus a stingy chipmunk System. This hapless duo is ready to make its debut!
A crop-spraying drone passes for a “spirit-bird seedling nourisher,” while a rotary tiller masquerades as an “ancient earth-shaking spirit plow.” While everyone else grovels over immortal artifacts, she hides behind them tapping a touchscreen, fooling the entire cultivation world into believing all sorts of nonsense!
Her sharp tongue can make sect envoys cry and threaten to blow themselves up, while her Northeastern comedian one-liners leave the immortals reeling.
Piggy Dumpling steals spirit grain, the chipmunk catches thieves, and the two of them squabble their way around the spirit fields three times over.
The fifty villagers of Liu Family Village go cultivation-crazy, scrambling to work the fields and feed the pigs, all vying to become her personal laborers.
There’s also a handsome, aloof amnesiac who squats by the field as a free farmhand, secretly charging her drone with spiritual energy and showing up whenever she calls without a word of complaint.
She grows spirit grain, cultivates spirit vegetables, and breeds spirit pigs, using modern cultivation machinery to blow the cultivation world wide open.
While everyone else fights for power and works themselves into immortal-level overachievers, she lies flat, pets pigs, and takes it easy while trying to eke out a longer life.
Whoever dares ask her to do even a little more work will get the same defiant retort that echoes through all three realms:
“I’m done with this! Go on, kill me right now if you’ve got the guts!”
