Super Ancient Relic: Ultraman Novatenis

Novatenis, the remains of an ultra-ancient giant of light who got stuck on Gatanje's shell 30 million years ago because he was "too shameless" and was forced to "hibernate", woke up 30 million years later but he doesn't want to save the world or destroy it, he just wants to... "Watch the show". As a result, he started a new "cheap" lifestyle: eating Gatanjie's dark energy as a "free midnight snack" at the bottom of Luluye, and "using" its Wi-Fi (dark energy) to maintain his life. Treat Ultraman Tiga's battle on Earth as an "Ultraman series" to "follow up" and give "venomous" drama reviews. When my hands feel itchy, I just rub a few "disposable transformers" and throw them on the earth, and randomly select "lucky passers-by" to transform into "wild Ultraman/monsters" to "complete their lives", messing up the plot, just for my own enjoyment. However, as he became more and more obsessed with "watching the show", the "shameful" energy in his body began to "loosen" and he unintentionally "gathered the wool" and delayed Gatanje's awakening time indefinitely. The transformer he "rubbed" was upgraded from "emotional catalysis" to "mood-determined transformation", and he even began to "borrow" super-ancient stone statues as "temporary/regular workers." The "fun" he created on the earth even attracted the cosmic-level Sphia life form, causing the earth to be sealed by the planet. This is a book about a super-ancient antique who is "cheap, fun-loving, venomous, lying flat, but with unfathomable strength". How he turned the epic story of Ultraman saving the world into a daily story of me acting as a director behind the scenes and becoming stronger by picking up wool.