I, the King of Hell, was criticized by the Heavenly Court because my performance in the underworld was not up to standard.
In a rage, he took the book of life and death to modern times and opened a pet shop.
Black and White Wuchang chased after him and cried: "Sir, with one stroke of your judge's pen, write 'Long Live a Hundred Years'!"
I crossed my legs and stroked the cat: "Why are you so anxious? Didn't you notice that I am developing a new milk tea flavor for Meng Po Soup?"
Until one day, ten Rolls-Royces were parked at the door.
The richest man tremblingly held the Ragdoll cat I had neutered yesterday: "I heard... You can modify the book of life and death?"
I glanced at the plum blossom-shaped IOU pressed out by the cat's paw: "Oh, it said you have three months left to live."
Later, the entire prefecture's civil servants crowded in and queued up in my store: "Mr. Yan, please change your life! We bring our own ingredients for Meng Po Soup Pearl Milk Tea!"
