On his first day in the cultivation world, Jiang Yu used a homemade “reverse jinx talisman” to heal the demonic cultivator hunting him so thoroughly that the man ascended on the spot.
On the second day, he gave the leader of the righteous path a copy of Five Years of Qi Refining, Three Years of Foundation Establishment, making the old ancestor so furious that his breakthrough failed right there.
With enemies all over the continent, Jiang Yu hit back by founding the “Shameless Ascension Mutual Aid Association”: experts in screwing over enemies, guaranteed satisfaction and after-sales service. Teammates are drawn by card, and heroines come in random blind boxes.
The day a husky hatched from his pet egg, the entire cultivation world began to tremble.
“Fellow cultivator, please wait! The association's latest benefit: Shameless Schemer Insurance. Get killed in a counterattack, and we'll reimburse you in top-grade spirit stones!”
Until the Heavenly Dao itself descended and roared, “Jiang Yu! Spread any more of this heretical nonsense, and I'll reformat the continent!”
Jiang Yu silently pulled out the planar screen he had just developed.
