On the surface, I am a skinny eight-year-old child whose parents have both died, and I am the most pitiful doormat in the whole hospital.
In fact, I am a special forces king with a "nightmare system" and the king of hell who urges these beasts to their death.
This system has one purpose: as long as the beasts are unhappy, my sister and I can eat braised pork!
Facing the God of War Silly Pillar:
The beasts thought: This child is finished, and he will have to shed his skin even if he doesn't die.
I was direct: I sent him to the "cesspit butterfly stroke" with a sliding shovel, and by the way, I sent him to the security department to calm down.
Silly Zhu: "Chief Zhang, it's him! He tripped me!" (No one believes it)
Facing the evil mother-in-law Jia Zhang:
The beasts thought: The meat would definitely not be saved, and they would have to be scolded.
I directly said: Dad "gets up", "consecrates" the broom, and chases her all over the yard to "fight ghosts and exorcise evil spirits".
Jia Zhangshi: "I am your grandma! Not a ghost!" (I don't listen)
Facing the great master Yi Zhonghai:
The beasts think that the child will be stunned by the truth, so they have no choice but to admit defeat.
I directly said: Reverse moral kidnapping, "Your salary is 99 yuan, please support me with 50 yuan first, otherwise you will be a hypocrite!"
Yi Zhonghai (face turned the color of pig liver): "You... You are so messy!"
Me (stuffing money and protecting my sister): "Yes, I'm just a naughty kid, don't you accept it? Hold it in."
