You Said We Were Just Bragging, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously?

Name: You Said We Were Just Bragging, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously?
Author: Confused God

说好的吹牛，你们怎么能当真呢？

by Confused God (糊涂的神)

Status: Completed
Length: 479k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Chen Fan, a 38-year-old total loser, has spent his life as a wage slave, tossed around by one misfortune after another. By a stroke of luck, he obtains the Bragging Comes True System. There's just one catch: he has to brag to a beauty rated at least 70 points, whose materialism score is no higher than 30, and she has to believe what he says. As long as he meets those conditions, every boast Chen Fan makes will come true.

So, it was only supposed to be bragging. Why are you all taking it seriously? Sigh, I can't explain myself.