Others rely on spiritual roots to cultivate immortality, but I rely on credits to cultivate immortality.
The instructor said that I was destined to be too old to defeat demons and ghosts. I think he just wanted me to work for free.
At a "Yang Qi Buffet" birthday party, my classmates asked me to be the guard. I used my mobile phone to live broadcast to the instructor for help, and used the thunder charm to consecrate my second-hand peach wood sword.
From then on, the direction of my academic research went awry.
Is the haunted house haunted? I made a "spiritual body energy frequency statistical model" and the data showed that noise pollution exceeded the standard and it was recommended to call the police.
Tomb zombies? I played the "Labor Law" popularization video on it in a loop and successfully persuaded it to sign a labor dispatch contract.
Until I dug out the secret of "Guixu", those things crawling out of the deep sea stared at me.
At the academic seminar, I slapped the research report on the table:
"To sum up, the so-called 'spiritual energy recovery' is essentially a high-dimensional energy leakage accident. The solution is simple -"
I took out the tablet computer covered with talismans and clicked on the calculator:
"The first step is to build a firewall; the second step is to send them a lawyer's letter; the third step is to hold a training class to teach them to comply with the Public Security Management Punishment Law."
The leader of the special department was silent for a long time: "Thank you, classmate, the funding for your project has been approved, but there is a condition -"
"Next time I will save the evil spirits, could you not use the campus radio to play the remix version of "The Great Compassion Mantra"?"
"Okay," I crossed out the "excess sound loss fee" on the bill, "Then next time I use a drone to airdrop an anti-fraud leaflet, can I be reimbursed for it?"
