After traveling through time and becoming Sun Wukong, I bound the emotional value system.
As long as it shocks, angers and aggrieves people - it will make them stronger.
As a result, the style of Journey to the West collapsed:
·Guanyin asked me to wear a golden hoop? I redeemed the experience card with my backhand and tore up the Five Elements Mountain!
·The Jade Emperor sent one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers? I live broadcast the black material from heaven and make Taibai Jinxing faint!
·The Tathagata laughs at me and cannot escape from his palm? I punched him through Lingshan and told him:
"Now, who is the Tathagata?"
Learn from experience? What lessons should we learn!
Along the way, I slapped gods and Buddhas all over the sky, and it was difficult to contain them.
Tang Seng is responsible for being dumbfounded, Bajie is responsible for shouting 666, and Sha Seng is responsible for keeping a list of grudges.
When they arrived at the Lingshan Hall, the Buddha looked coldly: "Shou Monkey, what do you want?"
I took out my AK47 and put it against his forehead:
"Easy."
"From today on, I will collect 99% tax on the emotional value of the three realms."