The Idle Prince: My System Has Gone Haywire

After transmigrating into the body of a prince relegated to the Cold Palace, all I want is to eat, drink, and wait for death. But my System insists I fight for the throne, offering rewards like [Peerless Martial Arts] and [Wealth to Rival a Nation]. So I simply mark every quest as “Abandoned.” The System crashes and starts handing out random rewards: [Abandon the Struggle for Supremacy, receive “Golden Bell Shield and Iron Shirt”: From now on, clubs and batons won’t hurt at all, making it even easier to lie flat.] [Abandon Recruiting Strategists, receive “Mind Reading”: Easily avoid every palace intrigue and find the perfect place to slack off.] Later, with enemy forces at the gates and the entire court at a loss, the System dumps me right onto the battlefield while I’m sleeping on the throne...