I, Lin Xiaoqiang, am going through the most ridiculous interview in my life.
The interviewer was Yang Jian, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty, and his position was "Prince of the Sui Dynasty Group". The competitor was my brother Yang Yong, a middle-aged literary man who wrote love poems on his employee appraisal form.
Yesterday I was a game planner for 2023, but now I have to recite the "Three-Year Development Plan after Taking the Throne".
"The King of Jin thinks, how should floods in the south of the Yangtze River be controlled?" Yang Jian's eyes were like a scanner.
The game guide flashed through my mind and I blurted out: "In the short term, dig canals to divert water, build reservoirs in the medium term, promote the South-to-North Water Diversion Project in the long term, and introduce the PPP financing model..."
The whole morning was silent. Queen Dugu narrowed her eyes: "What is the butt-butt mode?"
That's it, it's smooth again.
Just as I was sweating, there was a sudden vibration in my sleeve - it was the defective product system that popped up:
[Emergency Translation: PPP→Public-Private Partnership]
I laughed dryly: "My son is saying that when the government and the people work together, it's like... A husband and wife work together!"
Yang Jian was thoughtful. Behind the screen, a figure in red flashed past.
Later I found out that it was my future intelligence minister and second wife. At that time, she was writing down my nonsense and annotated: "This person is either a genius or should take medicine."
And I will use the entire Sui Dynasty to prove that the two can coexist.
