When I woke up, I transformed into the ancestor of the fallen demon sect.
There was only a stupid apprentice in front of him, and he was being surrounded by the Xian Alliance forces outside the mountain gate.
I cleared my throat and smiled slightly at my apprentice: "Disciple, my master has just made a fortune telling. Today it is appropriate to close the door and let the dogs out."
The disciple was confused: "But our sect doesn't even have a dog..."
I stroked my non-existent beard and said, "It doesn't matter. Isn't the leader of the Immortal Alliance who was just struck to death with a thunderbolt in front of me a stick of incense a good dog?"
The apprentice was paralyzed with fear, but I turned to face the mountain and said loudly: "Fellow Taoists outside, your leader said that he suddenly wants to be a dog, who has any objections?"
There was dead silence at the foot of the mountain for three seconds, and then... The Immortal Alliance forces changed their name to the "Protect the Sect Divine Dog Brigade" on the spot.
Wait, are they serious?
