When I woke up, I, Lu Chuan, a scientific research dog in the 21st century, found that I had traveled through time, transformed into a black "book", and was thrown to eat ashes in the library of the Immortal Cultivation Sect.
This book is the top banned book in the world, because the "knowledge" recorded in it is considered to be a blasphemous magic word that blasphemes the way of heaven.
For example:
"Reiki is not a gift from heaven and earth, it is just a kind of particle energy that can be calculated by a formula."
"Refining elixirs does not rely on elixir formulas, but chemical reactions that are accurate to the milligram."
"The Talisman Formation? That's a directional energy release based on quantum entanglement!"
Until one day, Qin Zhiwei, the junior sister who was bullied in the sect, was sent to clean the library as punishment. She accidentally activated me with blood.
From then on, I became her portable grandfather... Ah no, a portable banned book.
While others were still struggling to understand the meaning of the sword, I taught her how to use fluid mechanics to make the fastest sword.
While others were still betting on their luck in making elixirs, I asked her to use the mass-energy equation to directly synthesize the perfect elixir.
While others were still drawing talisman formations, she had already used the nanobots I taught to form an invisible sword formation.
Gradually, I found that this innocent little junior sister looked at me more and more wrongly...
Wait! Stop kissing! I am just a book! If you keep doing this, I will be beaten to pieces by you!
