I entered a cultivation world and bonded with the Eight Human Sufferings Cultivation System.
I thought I'd have to experience birth, aging, sickness and death, parting from loved ones, meeting those I resent, and longing for what I can't have, then see through the mortal world before I could become an immortal.
Who knew this System could turn other people's suffering directly into experience points for my own advancement!
So I gave up on being a miserable cultivator and became the “Lord of Mortal Tribulations,” dedicated to putting everyone through hell!
On the day the leader of the immortal sects got married, I strolled up to the door. “Are you suffering? Good. My path to immortality is paved with your tears.”
As everyone gasped, I smiled faintly. “Don't worry, this is only the beginning. Things will get even worse from here. Want to become an immortal? Get through me first.”
