My name is Lin Yi. I entered a poorly finished fantasy novel and became cannon fodder who was shot to death by the villain in the first three chapters.
There are no heaven-defying skills, no old man, only the blue software I brought with me - the Meituan delivery system.
Do you think I can only deliver takeout?
There seems to be something wrong with this system——
· Merchant [Tianting Office]: Today's special offer: Queen Mother Flat Peach (defective product), Taishang Laojun Nine Turns Golden Pill (expired version), Erlang Shen dog food (same style as Roaring Sky Dog)
· Rider skill [Snap Step]: The highest level can shrink the ground to an inch and move a thousand miles in one step
· Punishment for negative customer reviews: one negative review will result in a lightning strike; three negative reviews will result in a disaster.
As a result, the style of this fantasy world began to collapse:
· The Demon Lord ordered a portion of Malatang and asked for "more Malatang, more spicy, but no konjac"
· Jianxian is waiting for takeout at the top of the mountain, with the note "Feijian delivers food, don't take the mountain road"
· The saint gave a five-star review: the delivery boy is much more handsome than our saint.
Until that day, I sent an order to the ultimate villain "The World-Destroying Demon Emperor".
He was stunned when he opened the door: "Why do you... Look like the biological brother I killed three thousand years ago?"
I looked at the order notes: "Requirement: use the God-killing Gun to skewer them, add more spice."
The takeaway in my hand suddenly felt a little hot.
