[Rule-Based Horror + Suited-Up Badass + Utterly Rational + Exploiting Logical Bugs]
The blood moon rose, and the world went mad.
Pedestrians crawled down the street on their hands, laughing at those who walked on their feet and calling them “cripples.”
At a ghost wedding feast, a monster brought over a pot of boiling corpse oil. “Eat this wedding meat, or die!”
In a cozy home, a mother set down a plate of shattered glass. “There you go, sweetheart. Your favorite: glass shards stir-fried with meat.”
As the only sane person left, Su Mo didn’t panic.
He simply unfastened the cuff links on his jet-black suit at his leisure, then took up his pen and forcibly rewrote common sense!
[Logical correction: Red and white celebrations have been at odds since ancient times! The red-clad bride and the white-clad funeral paper effigy are now mortal enemies!]
[Logical correction: Molecular formula altered! The moment this industrial glass touches the mouth, its hardness becomes equal to rock sugar!]
The next second, the rules of the supernatural tale came crashing down!
The red and white fiends tore each other to pieces on the spot. The monster parents couldn’t resolve the deadly paradox of “a living person crunching glass like candy,” and their brains instantly overloaded, crashing and exploding on the spot!
Amid a downpour of blood, Su Mo stepped over the monsters’ remains and elegantly straightened his tie.
“Sorry. In this mad world, my rules are the only common sense.”
…
Shh. Don’t look down now.
The shadow at your feet is slowly raising its insubstantial arm, pointing straight at the back of your head.
