Naruto: Starting as a Gangster Naruto, I Don’t Eat Beef

[Hokage + Underworld Naruto + Unrestrained mayhem + Invincible + No beef!] A crime boss unexpectedly transmigrates into Naruto. Well, I can't exactly act like a normal person now, can I? I'll get right to it: I don't eat beef! From the start, he does whatever he wants in Konoha, forcibly turning Hiruzen Sarutobi and the Konoha elders into a human centipede. Who's going to stop me?! Obito: You've got to be kidding! Why is my Rin kissing him?! Danzo: Bro, please spare me. I don't want to be a human centipede! I don't want to eat that old bastard Hiruzen's crap! Uchiha Itachi: I was wrong, I was wrong... I'll never massacre my clan again. You're my big brother, you're my big brother! Madara Uchiha: What the hell, why'd you turn me into a woman?! Holy crap, Hashirama, stay back! I'm a man! Sage of Six Paths: What do you mean you're my dad and my mom is your wife? Kaguya: Honey, cuddle with me... God of Ōtsutsuki: Take my life, my powers, my planet, my universe. It's all yours!