Traveling through time and becoming an abandoned concubine, she will be sacrificed by a scumbag at the beginning?
Shen Qingluan calmly took out the scalpel: "Don't worry, let's do a caesarean section for the concubine first, so that the baby in the belly can come out and breathe."
With a loud noise, she embarked on the road to exile (spring outing) with three ** "Destroying Demon Seeds".
The painting style of this family is unique, and their main theme is "As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me"**:
• Dabao (tyrant): Others rode horses, but he rode the Wolf King. He also installed a soft leather seat for the wolf. He pointed at the bandit on the roadside and said: "I have taken a fancy to you. Go and open the toilet for me."
• Erbao (poison master): I thought Guan Cha was too noisy, so I fed him a candy and turned him into a "humanoid self-propelled firework", which lit up all night long.
• Sambo (Magic Stick): He smiled sweetly at the killer and said, "Uncle, your hall is dark." The next second, the killer slipped and stabbed himself through.
The worst thing is that my biological father Xiao Jinghan——
The reborn regent originally wanted to kill these three scourges with justice.
Result?
He was struggling in front carrying a knife as a human shield, while the children in the back were eating melon seeds and shouting: "Dad, be more handsome, don't delay our ascension to the throne!"
[Core Settings]:
This is a story that turns "Chinese horror" into a "funny variety show". On this exile road, when ghosts see them, they have to hand over cigarettes, and when gods come, they have to leave half of the toll.
[Guide to entering the pit]:
Don't mess with this family, they don't kill, they just want to turn you into a dancing specimen.