I Became the Laughingstock of All Realms After Cultivating Through System Bugs

Lin Que is widely recognized as the cultivation world's most hopeless good-for-nothing: when he tries to draw in spiritual energy, he attracts sparrows; when he practices swordsmanship, he shreds his trouser cuffs; when he makes pills, he poisons wild boars. Wherever he goes, he's the laughingstock of the entire world. Then one day, a System bug activates, unlocking the talent “Communion with All Things.” He can chat with flowers and grass and get on good terms with trees. While others risk their lives battling through secret realms to seize opportunities, he offers a bag of fertilizer and gets a safe route from an old locust tree. While others pore over jade slips to understand cultivation techniques, he squats in the medicinal garden and asks spirit herbs where to find a thousand-year-old fleeceflower root. When he is mocked as a good-for-nothing at the sect tournament, one look from him is enough to make a bashful plant turn into a soft whip and knock his opponent's flying sword away. Who says a good-for-nothing has to turn things around with heavenly rays blazing everywhere? Lin Que is determined to use a System bug and his plant buddies to pioneer the new school of “turning every blade of grass and tree into a soldier.” He goes from the world's laughingstock to its greatest success, riding thousand-year-old trees and keeping carnivorous flowers as pets, until every jeer turns into an admission that he really is amazing!