I transmigrated. Other people transmigrate as Heaven's chosen ones or max-level powerhouses. On my first day, I got my toe chewed by a fanged slug, and the System even called it a “mount.” I have a “bad-luck aura” over my head. NPCs run the moment they see me, and even beggars flee with their bowls. I took a job carrying corpses. They promised me five gold coins, but I got five copper coins, then an old man took another ten percent off my pay.
But hey, I'm Su Tang. I can even turn bad luck into a reverse golden finger. I recruit the Shadow Legion, send the Golden Ark running, and blow up the whole place with a single slipper... In the end, even Lord Shadow shows up at my house with steamed buns, hoping to cadge a meal.
They say I'm a bug in this game, but I think...
This lousy game is actually pretty fun.
