My Girlfriend and Childhood Friend Want to Split Me in Two

I have a thoughtful, gentle girlfriend, a sweet and scheming childhood friend, and a cool, sharp-tongued ex-girlfriend.

With a "it's not cheating if I don't cross the line" philosophy, I've been doing just fine juggling all three.

Then one day, three parallel paths began converging at an alarming rate, and the secrets on my phone started blowing up one after another.

My girlfriend, childhood friend, and ex cornered me.

"Chen Wen, who are you choosing?"

Choosing?

Do I even have a choice?

I just hope that when they come after me, they don't actually split me "in two."