My name is Ling Xiao. I was born from chaos, equal to the heavens. I ruled the myriad heavens for ninety thousand years, decisive in battle and unmatched through the ages. I was invincible across the Three Realms. Immortals and demons knelt, and the gods fell silent.
I reached the highest peak and ruled all worlds. In my presence, so-called supreme beings, Immortal Emperors, and Demon Gods weren’t even ants.
But the divine realm was too boring. Ten thousand years passed in an instant, and there wasn’t a single worthy opponent. I was so fed up I wanted to blow up the heavens.
So be it. The throne of the Heavenly Emperor? Abandoned!
Imperial power? Sealed!
The Nine Heavens? To hell with them!
I descended to the mortal world alone and opened a little tavern called The Mortal Realm, to temper my mind, admire the beauties of the human world, and swat down a few clueless fools.
Everyone thinks I’m a down-on-his-luck tavern owner. A rich second-generation brat comes here to show off? I’ll crush him!
A young master tries to steal my shop? I’ll grind him into the dirt!
A cultivator comes to provoke me? I’ll kill him with a flick of my finger!
An ancient recluse pretends to be some great master? I’ll show you what true supremacy means!
I’m a low-key man. I just want to drink and flirt with beautiful women.
But people keep getting on my nerves, forcing me to reveal my true Heavenly Emperor self.
Then let’s do it:
Break through the Nine Heavens, trample the mortal world, crush all who stand in my way, and keep the face-slapping coming!
The stunning campus belle, the aloof senior sister, the seductive enchantress, the heiress of a powerful clan, the fairy descended from heaven…
They’re all joining my harem!
I walk the mortal world for a lifetime, free to roam wherever I please.
If parting is what you wish, I’ll gladly leave the celestial palace behind.
I don’t want to be invincible, but you’re all just too weak.
