Is Naruto's Chakra Poisonous? How Did I Become Naruto?

My name is Naruto, and I am also a celebrity. On the day he was born, Obito was stabbed to death with one finger. My parents are alive, and Kyuubi is on his knees. The whole village thought I was the Son of God. No one knows - I am cultivating immortality. Orochimaru is my ally. Xiao stared at me from the dark. Master is waiting for me in Wudang to serve tea when I return. [Click to see: How a master cultivator pretends to be cool in Naruto]