After time traveling with my ex, he backhanded me and gave me to his crazy younger brother.
On our wedding night, King Qin pinched my chin and said, "Brother Huang's rags are worthy of my eyes?"
I put my silver hairpin against his throat and said, "Your Majesty, you must be civilized when inspecting goods."
At the palace banquet, I sang "My ex is worse than a chicken". The whole hall was dead silent, and the man on the throne was so nervous that his knuckles turned white.
Later, when the army came to the city, the tyrannical King of Qin protected me behind him with red eyes, and shouted at the dragon chair: "How much more do you want to take away from me, Brother Huang?!"
The calm emperor took off his disguise and pushed me against the palace wall: "Come back. I will give you half of the dragon chair and my life. Don't say that I... Am a poor kisser."
But they all thought this was a destined triangle entanglement——
Until that night, a chuckle came from the bottom of the well in Fengyi Palace.
The woman was leaning against the dry well, spinning a pen in her hand, with blood-stained notes spread out in front of her.
"Xiao Che was supposed to be a tyrant, Xiao Huan was supposed to be a madman, and you..." She looked at me, with ten years of accumulated madness in her eyes, "You should die in Chapter 10."
"It's a pity that you don't know——"
"This world is a novel, and the author of this book has also entered it."