Father, Stop Kneeling! Your Son Has Taken Down the Enemy Kingdom

Everyone thinks I'm Princess Zhaoyang, the spoiled troublemaker of Great Jing, sneaking out of the palace every day to roast sweet potatoes and steal roast chicken from the imperial kitchen. To my father, I'm a good-for-nothing he dotes on.

Nobody knows that I'm the fearsome Ghost Physician of the martial world, the master of the Hidden Pavilion, whose wealth rivals a kingdom, and the mastermind secretly protecting Great Jing!

When Northern Di invades, I take down the enemy's royal camp single-handedly. When the court is thrown into turmoil, I use my secret identities to set things right. In the struggle for the throne, I stir up a storm as a woman, tear corrupt officials to shreds, and crush enemy states!

The day my secret identities are exposed, every official in court kneels and cries, "Long live the princess!"

My father, eyes red, drops to his knees with a thud. "My child, your father is begging you. Please stop causing trouble!"

I swing my bloodstained blade and grin, sly and brazen. "Don't worry, Father. This time, I'll bring back the whole world for you!"