Global Awakening: I Crush Everyone with My Deadpan Face

(Lighthearted, full of twists, school-life superpowers, and a hilarious System. The heroine only wants to study for the exams, but the whole school keeps begging her for guidance.)

After dying from staying up all night, Lu Qingshu transmigrates into an era of supernatural powers and becomes a famous “genius.” But her ability core is completely empty, and the college entrance exam is just 90 days away.

Under the awed gazes of her classmates, the former humanities good-for-nothing keeps a blank expression while panicking inside. “System! Give me a crash course for top students! I want to get into the superpower program at Tsinghua or Peking University!”

“Little Pitfall Lu” is silent for two seconds, then hands her a copy of Five Years of Martial Arts Exams, Three Years of Mock Tests. “Be good, Host. Let's start with learning ‘how to take a beating without crying out.’”

From then on, the whole school sees “Ice Phoenix” Lu Qingshu doing things her own way:

While everyone else trains, she does practice problems. This must be a genius contemplating the source of power!

Before a fight, she closes her eyes. She must be figuring out a move that will defeat her opponent in one strike!

When she walks away without a change of expression, everyone thinks, “Oh, so her opponent wasn't even worthy!”

Then she accidentally freezes the entire examination hall and, with another “slip of the hand,” pins the city's fifth-ranked fighter to a wall.

The forums explode, the media goes wild, and even the national database starts flashing alerts.

Lu Qingshu stares in confusion. “System, what happened to keeping a low profile?”

The System looks at the newly unlocked [Report: Blank Expression May Be Linked to SSS-Rank Mental Suppression], its code trembling. “...Host, I think I loaded the wrong textbook.”

Now elite teachers want to recruit her, the military is keeping an eye on her, and everyone looks at her as if to say, “Please take us with you.”

Meanwhile, Lu Qingshu hugs a box of strawberry-flavored nutrition drinks and sighs at the System:

“I really just want to finish this copy of Five-Three...”

“How did they end up imagining me into the national archives?”