My Alien Childhood Betrothed Is Such an Attention Seeker

Guys, you have no idea! I picked up a little kid to raise as my future husband, and he turned out to be an alien prince!

Every time his powers awaken, it’s a mortifying spectacle. He has never successfully protected his wife, and every spectacular failure goes down in history.

He uses the toilet as an energy purification pod, orders ants to carry homework, turns his energy shield into lace, and can turn invisible while leaving his clothes visible. His mind-reading powers only make him imagine things, while his telekinesis has a soft spot for me alone.

Other people’s alien husbands are domineering, aloof, and cool. My child groom is silly and adorable, and good for nothing but spoiling me, yet he showers me with all his tenderness and lets his out-of-control powers run wild for my sake.

We’ve been playing pranks on each other since childhood, and our story goes from hilarious to heartwarming. The alien prince is willing to give up his place on the galactic throne to be Earth’s biggest goofball for the rest of his life.

No angst, just ridiculous comedy and sweetness from beginning to end. You’ll laugh until you’re pounding the bed and swoon until you’re stomping your feet. See how this clueless alien turns being a child groom into a lifelong career!