My name is Jiang Wan. I’m thirty-two, a web novelist who’s spent ten years failing to make it, and a sharp-tongued homebody. The platform forces me to join the reality show Living Together, where I’m fake-married to Gu Yan, an academic top-tier star. He’s aloof and abstinent, while I’m a scheming, unhinged green tea. The production team has us live together, and the whole internet is waiting to laugh at us. I talk tough and pick fights with everyone, but accidentally reveal that I bring luck to my husband: a casual repost predicts his award win, and a terrible joke turns into a famous quote. As our bickering turns to attraction, we get trapped in an elevator, and he recites the ending of my novel to calm me down. That’s when I discover that his study is covered with reviews of my books. Our fake marriage becomes real love, and in this showdown, I win at love.
