A late-night gacha pull after spending big lands an SSR. What a steal?
No, it’s a total disaster.
When Lin Ye pulled the strongest yandere in Love and Swordsman, the Blood Princess, he’d planned to show off on the forums. But the next second...
The girl climbed out of the screen with a sword in hand, her red eyes filled with tenderness. “Husband, go die. Then we can be together forever.”
Lin Ye: ???
System notification: [Affection +1. 10 million deposited.]
At the same time, the refrigerator was cleaved in two, the landlord roared outside the door, and the Anomalous Affairs Bureau’s Seventh Division burst in. “We’ve detected an A-rank emotional disturbance. Sir, you’re suspected of illegally summoning a dangerous humanoid creature.”
Lin Ye looked at the deposit notification and the damage bill, his smile twisting. “Whoever wants this wife can have her!”
From then on, Lin Ye’s daily life became:
Monday: Help the yandere sword saint get certified for special operations work (sword-energy cutting).
Wednesday: Handle livestream complaints for a tone-deaf songstress (“mental pollution,” 500 deducted).
Friday: Go to the Seventh Division and write a report titled “On the Feasibility of Keeping a Love Rival Showdown Within Safe Limits.”
He cashed out 50 million from the game, paid 48 million in damages, and had 82.5 yuan left in his account.
Watching the love-triangle chaos behind him grow ever bigger, Lin Ye roared in despair:
“I should never have spent that 648 yuan on a single pull!”
