I Thought I Was Fine

Lu Wang transmigrated and became bound to something called the "Madness System."

The System said: Host, you must fight against the Child of Destiny!

Lu Wang: Sure, I'll go steal his fiancée.

The System said: Host, you need to improve your cultivation!

Lu Wang: Sure, I'll steal my master's underwear and sell it for money.

The System said: Host, you need to stay rational!

Lu Wang: I reckon I don't understand a single word you're saying.

System: ...I've given up.

Child of Destiny Lin Tian: Lu Wang, I'm going to kill you!

Lu Wang (pulling off his own head): Come on, chop my head off!

Lin Tian: ???

Master Su Ningshuang: Lu Wang, you immoral disciple!

Lu Wang: Master, you've got a mole on the left side of your butt, don't you?

Su Ningshuang: !!!

Cultivators of the Immortal Realm: What kind of monster is Lu Wang?

Lu Wang: I'm not a monster. I'm just a mentally ill guy who picks up trash.

[I reckon the Immortal Realm ought to have more fun and games]