The Drama Queen Xiao Yao Goes on a Rampage in Empresses in the Palace’s Harem

Nie Xiaoyao (heroine): “Other people transmigrate into the palace to fight for power. I transmigrated to write the script, and I even have to act in it myself!”

Nie Feng (hero): “I handle the killing, she handles the commentary. We’re a perfect match.”

Batur (the goofy steppe warrior): “I was going to rebel, but then I realized there’s food in it for me if I follow her. Never mind.”

Qiqige (steppe general): “When the eagle lord fights, she’s like the King of Hell. At home, sneaking date cakes, she’s like a cat.”

Nie Rulan (the heroine’s mother): “I slept for thirteen years, and woke up to find my daughter ruler of the steppe? What did I miss?”

Wen Shichu (imperial physician): “I treated her for three years, and she turned my medicine chest into a distiller.”

Hunchback Lao Liu (mysterious Taoist): “All I wanted was to travel the world, but she caught me and made me an informant.”

Consort Hua (villain): “When I saw the scrolling comments floating over my head, I knew this drama was doomed.”

Feng Dehai (the big boss): “I schemed my whole life, only to have a seventeen-year-old girl slit my throat.”

Su Peisheng (old fox): “I spent decades playing both sides, only to discover that standing with her is the safest bet.”

The steppe is mine, the city is mine, the man is mine. Got a problem with that? Bring it on!