My engagement was broken off on the first day I traveled through time. I danced a self-composed "Broken Engagement" to the scumbag on the spot:
"Heaven! Earth! My love is dead! Scumbags and green tea are born to be a family!"
The onlookers thought I was crazy.
Only the cold-faced prince in the corner took out a small notebook and carefully recorded:
"At three o'clock in the morning, at Xishikou, a woman was acting crazy. Temporary number - Jiaxu No. 7."
Later, I opened an "Abstract Health Hall", using feather dusters as ritual tools and chili powder to ward off evil spirits.
