Travel Through Time and Become a Secular Buddha in Shaolin

(Time travel + dual cultivation of Buddha and demon + suspense decryption + rivers and lakes struggle for hegemony, an alternative path to becoming a Buddha in a volume of blood and fire.) Soul-traveling into a Shaolin handyman, I am still a 996 social beast. During the day, I carry water and chop firewood to calculate KPIs, and at night I suppress my inner demons and write weekly reports. The Demon Lord said that when I awaken and destroy the three realms, the abbot hopes that I will gain enlightenment and save all sentient beings. But all I care about is: can using the Diamond Sutra to save the souls of the dead count as overtime pay? Until the whole temple fell into crisis and both sides forced me to express my position. I took out the "Buddha-Devil Balance Plan PPT" that I worked on overnight. "Leaders, being angry won't solve the problem." "How about we go through the requirements review first?" Later, a legend spread in the Three Realms: The bald man who always changes plans while knocking on wooden fish late at night is the one who truly masters the KPI of the Six Paths of Reincarnation - the ultimate worker.