My name is Lin Mo, a useless alchemist recognized by the world of cultivation.
After refining a furnace of waste elixirs, and just about to destroy them, the sect leader's senior brother came rushing to grab them as the sect's treasure.
Me: "Senior brother, taking this elixir may make people..."
Senior Brother: "I understand! Of course, you must be careful when taking the magical elixir to improve your cultivation!"
He has invited great experts from various sects to hold a grand elixir-refining ceremony at the top of this useless mountain like me.
When the alchemy cauldron is opened, golden light reaches the sky and immortal music sounds.
I huddled in the corner and shivered - what was being refined in the furnace was a peerless elixir that could make people ascend.
But this recipe... I copied it from the toilet wall.