This book is jointly created by the three brains in my head: the left one is normal (that is, the original outline), the right one is not (Right: I don’t give a damn about you. Let’s rewrite the outline), and the little one comes up with sudden flashes of inspiration.
There’s magic and technology for now, and cultivation will come later, or I might bring it out for the protagonist and give him a little fine powder to work with. Big moments are coming soon. Right (2026.2.9.00:43)
I did my best with the cover. I burned myself out, but still couldn’t make it look like JoJo.
The cultivation world’s number one spirit sword, Taixu, was kicked away by its master for being too flirtatious and talkative. It transmigrated a second time to a Western otherworld where magic and blades clash, lost all its spiritual power, and ended up as a scrap of rusty iron.
Then it was picked up by a silver-haired, wolf-eared tsundere girl who called herself “the tough adventurer Rain.” For the sake of three meals a day, the once-invincible sword spirit threw away every last shred of dignity, clung to her leg and called her “Master.” Using the last of its spiritual energy to reshape its body, it became the sweet “big brother” the girl called it.
And so began their uniquely quirky life in another world:
While other people go adventuring and hunt monsters, they experiment with using Fireball to make popcorn.
While others scheme against one another, they hold serious cooking duels over “sweet tofu pudding or savory meat soup.”
While others build domains and recruit soldiers, they use Eastern formations to grow crops and raise pigs, determined to turn the wasteland into a paradise for food lovers.
As hypocritical nobles, jealous rivals, clumsy bandits, and even “friends” who betray them appear one after another, trying to ruin their peaceful life
The wolf-girl draws her sword, bares her teeth, and growls, “Stay away from my big brother!”
