My mother killed three husbands in a row and finally succeeded in attaining Taoism. However, she hid in the sea and refused to ascend.
I have been pretending to be a local dog for five hundred years, and my life has been peaceful.
Until five dads came to the door at the same time.
The god looked coldly: "It's so ugly, it must be your seed."
The Demon King sneered: "The flat nose obviously looks like you."
The Demon Lord stepped back: "You didn't pick it up, right?"
The Demon Lord crossed his arms and said, "Wouldn't we know if we take a blood test?"
Only the emperor was silent, and suddenly he knelt down and looked at me: "Where is your mother...?"
I was trembling and pretending to be stupid. Suddenly, a huge wave exploded on the sea in the distance. My mother sent a voice message and cried blood: "Daughter, run -"
Me: ... Is it too late to say that I am just a local dog passing by?
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